The Finnegan Papers

Tuesday, Mar. 02, 2004 - 7:51 p.m.

guard dog extraordinaire, page two
(cont'd from prev. page)

After a quick call to my mother, I demanded to see identification from this so-called electrician. Upon offering it, I cautiously allowed him in, gripping my hands around the imaginary katana I had concealed so cleverly behind my back. We descended down the stairs, and as he swept the cold, hard stare of evil across the room (no doubt making a mental inventory of my belongings), his reverie was interrupted by two sharp barks -- Corgi's 14th and 15th, respectively.

"Uhh, do I have to go through there? Why don't you just check the gas meter and read the numbers for me."

~Finn

P.S. Corgi has his own Dogster profile now!

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